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Why I'm Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Whitlam said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is thePromised Land."

Today, Gillard has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, put
camels in plain packaging, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, & retirement funds, so I calleda Suici... Read More

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