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Vices

We open with a man kneeling in a church. All of a sudden with a puff of smoke we see God sitting next to the man. God is dressed in a white robe with a long white beard.

The man looks at God and says "what do I need to do to get to heaven?"

God says, "what vices do you have?"

The man says "well there’s drinking, smoking and sex."

God says "well you have to give them all up to get into heaven."

"Ok I will try" says the man. God says "I will see you in a week to see how your getting on."

Dip to black and up again to find our man in a churc... Read More

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