Red Humpy Pty Ltd (ABN 17 152 126 746) (Red Humpy TV, We/we, Us, or Our/our) maintains this website redhumpy.tv for your enjoyment, entertainment, information and use. We invite you to contribute to this website by uploading your Content (see definition in Clause 42) to the website or by contributing to any other interactive component of the website (as applicable) in the manner required.
Red Humpy TV is neither intended for, nor directed to, persons who are under the age of 13 years old. You may only access and contribute to this website if you are aged at least 13 years and if you are under the age of 18 you may only access and contribute to this website with the involvement and consent of a parent or legal guardian.
Your use of the website is at your own risk. The views which are expressed on this website are not our views, nor the views of any related corporate entity and we accept no liability in respect of any material posted on this website, nor are we responsible for its content or accuracy. Any reliance you place on material or Content posted on this website is at your own risk.
We assume no responsibility or liability arising from the contents of any Content, postings or contributions to this website nor for any error, defamation, libel, obscenity, profanity or inaccuracy contained in any such Content or contributions.
We (and our associated agencies and companies) shall not be liable for any Loss (including, without limitation, indirect or consequential Loss), damage, personal injury or death which is suffered or sustained (including but not limited to that arising from any person's negligence) in connection with this website, except any liability that cannot be excluded by law (in which case that liability is limited to the minimum allowable by law).
Publication of electronic addresses on this website is for the purpose of professional communication only and must not be used to infer consent to the receipt of unsolicited commercial electronic messages.
We assume no responsibility, and shall not be liable for, any damages to, or viruses that may infect your computer equipment or other property on account of your access to, use of or uploading of Content to this website, including but not limited to browsing the website (including accessing hyperlinks), contributing to the website or downloading any materials, data, text, images, video, or audio from the website. We also assume no responsibility, and shall not be liable for, any interruptions or errors in gaining access to the website or the accuracy, timeliness, completeness, security or reliability of any communications (including, without limitation, any transactions) made through or in relation to the website. We also assume no responsibility, and shall not be liable for, any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone or network or lines, servers or providers, technical problems or traffic congestion on a mobile network, or any combination thereof, or any other technical failures related to, or resulting from, your access to, use of or uploading of Content to this website.
Any costs associated with accessing this website remain your responsibility and are dependent on the service provider used.
In order to upload Content and contribute to this website, you must register a user account with a login email address and password. You may also be able to register a user account via Facebook Connect if you have an existing registered Facebook account.
In order to register a user account in the manner required, you must provide your full name, age or date of birth, residential address, contact phone number and current and valid email address. Incomplete, ineligible or incomprehensible user account registrations will be deemed invalid.
You will not be able to upload Content or contribute to this website unless you have registered a user account in the manner required by Us. You must log in to your user account in the manner required each time you wish to upload Content or contribute to the website. You may never use another’s account without permission.
You are responsible for maintaining the strict confidentiality of your account login and password, and you are responsible for any activity under your account and password. You agree to:
immediately notify Us of any unauthorised use of your password or account or any other breach of security; and
ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. It is your sole responsibility to control the dissemination and use of your password, control access to and use of your account and notify Us when you desire to cancel your account.
We will not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this provision.
We reserve the right to refuse requests to register user accounts in our sole discretion. Without limiting the above, this includes but is not limited to refusing requests for suggested user logins which are the same as or similar to existing user logins or are inappropriate, offensive, obscene, abusive, defamatory or inciteful, and logins which infringe copyright, contain brand names, company names, or registered trademarks, contain names of high profile or public figures or names promoting political, religious, social, or economic issues. In creating your user account, you must not intentionally use the name of another living person.
You must not at any time post any Content or make a contribution in any other form to this website which includes, but is not limited to, any of the following:
content that is contrary to the Red Humpy TV House Rules, available at redhumpy.tv;
content that depicts, alludes to or promotes offensive or illegal behaviour;
content that is patently offensive or promotes racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;
content that harasses or advocates harassment of another person;
content that exploits people in a sexual or violent manner;
content that contains nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter or contains a link to an adult website;
content that solicits personal information from anyone under 18 years old;
content that provides any telephone numbers, street addresses, last names, personal banking or financial information, URLs, or email addresses;
content that promotes information that you know is false or misleading or promotes illegal activities or conduct that is abusive, threatening, obscene, defamatory, or libellous;
content that promotes an illegal or unauthorised copy of another person's copyrighted work, such as providing pirated computer programs or links to them, providing information to circumvent manufacture-installed copy-protect devices, or providing pirated music, or links to pirated music files;
content that involves the transmission of "junk mail", "chain letters", or unsolicited mass mailing, instant messaging, or "spamming";
content that furthers or promotes any criminal activity or enterprise or provides instructional information about illegal activities including, but not limited to making or buying illegal weapons, violating someone's privacy, or providing, or creating computer viruses;
content that solicits passwords or personal identifying information for commercial or unlawful purposes from other users;
content that involves commercial activities and/or sales without our prior written consent such as contests, sweepstakes, barter, advertising, or pyramid schemes;
content that contains any viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, easter eggs or other computer programming routines that may damage, modify, delete, detrimentally interfere with, surreptitiously intercept, access without authority or expropriate any system, data, or personal information;
content that includes a photograph or image of another person that has been submitted without that person's consent;
content that uses sexually suggestive imagery or any other inappropriate, misleading or deceptive content intended to draw traffic to a user’s contribution or external online profile or website;
content that has been used in previous marketing materials or promotions for any third party or where any third party has been granted use of that content for any purpose whatsoever, including commercial purposes; and
content that does not strictly comply with any of our competition or contest requirements.
By uploading Content or contributing to this website, you warrant:
you are aged 18 years or older or if you are aged under 18 years you have parental or guardian consent to upload Content;
all registration information you submit is truthful and accurate and you will maintain the accuracy of such information;
you have the rightful power and authority (including but not limited to owning or having the necessary licences, rights, consents and permissions) to upload the Content or make the contribution in the form and manner and name in which it is submitted;
you own the Intellectual Property Rights in the Content or contribution and have the right to assign copyright ownership and other Intellectual Property Rights in the contribution to Us or exclusively or non-exclusively licence the Content to Us (as required);
your uploading Content or contribution does not violate the privacy rights, copyright, contract rights or other rights (including but not limited to Intellectual Property Rights) of any person, corporation or entity;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain content that is illegal, contrary to any Laws, indecent, obscene, threatening, discriminatory, harassing, in breach of any confidence, defamatory, libellous, offensive, objectionable, or disparaging;
in uploading Content or contributing to the website, you will not knowingly restrict or inhibit any other user from using or enjoying the website;
in uploading Content or contributing to and using the website, you will not download any material posted by another user if you know, or ought to reasonably know that such material cannot legally be distributed in such a manner;
if your uploading Content or contribution in any way includes or involves third parties or third party property, that you have obtained the required consents and releases from those third parties (or third party property owners) to include them in your contribution;
if your uploading Content or contribution in any way includes or involves third parties or the property of third parties, that the third parties or their parents or legal guardians (as applicable) have been informed by you and agree in writing that their image or the image of their property (as applicable) may be used by Us in any media for an unlimited period of time without remuneration or compensation to the third party or their parents or legal guardians (as applicable) for the purposes of our website, and promoting, publicising and/or marketing our website, brand, products or services, and any other purpose in our sole discretion.;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain any misrepresentations or suggestion that any entity has the approval or sponsorship of any other entity which it does not have;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain any representations or material which you know or suspect (or ought reasonably to have known or suspected) to be false, misleading or deceptive;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain content that is contrary to the requirements or directions of relevant Regulators;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain content that has been used in previous marketing materials or promotions for any third party or where any third party has been granted use of that content for any purpose whatsoever, including commercial purposes;
your uploading Content or contribution does not contain content that contains any viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, easter eggs, or other computer programming routines that may damage, modify, delete, detrimentally interfere with, surreptitiously intercept, access without authority or expropriate any system, data or personal information;
you will not use this website for the purpose of advertising, promoting or soliciting any goods or services or otherwise engage in trade or commerce or provide any financial advice or advice of any kind in relation to any financial product or service;
that during the course of creating your Content or contribution your conduct was not illegal, contrary to any Laws, indecent, obscene, threatening, discriminatory, or harassing to any person; and
that you agree to your uploading Content or contribution being available on the website and social media platforms (including Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and Digg) for public viewing, voting and comment and that your uploading Content or contribution may be used in any way by Us in any media worldwide for an unlimited period of time without remuneration or compensation for the purposes of our website, and promoting, publicising and/or marketing our website, brand, products or services, and any other purpose in our sole discretion.
We may monitor all Content or other contributions submitted and may accept or reject any Content or other contribution to be publicly posted on this website. The decision to accept or reject any Content or contribution for public posting is in our sole and absolute discretion and no correspondence will be entered into. Without limiting the above, we recommend that your Content or other contribution complies with Clauses 17and 18and the Red Humpy TV House Rules to increase the likelihood of your Content or contribution being accepted for public posting on this website. By submitting Content or any other contribution, you understand that there is no guarantee that your Content or other contribution will be posted on this website for public viewing.
You may be requested by Us to resubmit your Content or contribution to Us if we consider the Content or contribution submitted to be ineligible to be accepted for public posting on this website or not of a sufficiently high format quality. Our decision to request the resubmission of Content, or to accept or reject any resubmitted Content for public posting, is in our sole and absolute discretion and no correspondence will be entered into. Failure by you to resubmit your Content or contribution (including failure to supply any requested source files) may mean that none of your Content or contribution will feature on the website and that you will not qualify for any applicable competitions or prizes.
We reserve the right to request you to produce (within the requested time) appropriate photo identification or other documentation (to our satisfaction, at our sole discretion) in order to confirm your identity, age, eligibility to contribute to the website and any information submitted by you in contributing to the website, before accepting your Content or contribution for public posting. This includes confirming consent of your parent/legal guardian if you are under 18 years of age, or that you obtained the consent of any third party or the owner of third party property depicted or otherwise included in your Content or contribution (or if the third party or the owner of the third party property is under the age of 18, confirming consent of that person’s parent or legal guardian) and the name, age and address of the relevant person that gave their consent.If the documentation required by Us is not received by Us (or our nominated agent) within the time requested, your Content or contribution may not be accepted for public posting on this website.
We may in our sole and absolute discretion and at any time, edit, delete, re-format, reject, or remove any Content or other form of contribution which you post or seek to post on this website. You are solely responsible at your sole cost and expense for creating backup copies and replacing any Content you post or store on this website.
You retain all right, title and interest in all Intellectual Property Rights in any Content or other contribution you make to this website, unless your Content or contribution is selected by Us to feature in a Red Humpy TV Episode in which Clause 26will apply. It is a condition of uploading Content or contributing to this website that you agree to grant to Red Humpy TV a worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, unconditional, non-exclusive, transferable licence (and agree to use your best endeavours to procure any relevant third parties to grant to Red Humpy TV such licence)to use your Content or other contribution in any way and in any media for an unlimited period of time without remuneration or compensation for any reason including but not limited to streaming on this website, sharing, public viewing, voting and commenting on this or in connection with this website, and future promotional, marketing or publicity purposes relating to Red Humpy TV and its products, including the Red Humpy TVbrand and any associated product lines. You must, upon request by Us, execute all documents and perform all acts necessary to grant such a licence to Red Humpy TV.
You consent for the benefit of Us to all or any acts or omissions that would ordinarily constitute an infringement of your Moral Rights in relation to all Intellectual Property Rights in any Content that you may create or generate and upload to Us for this website. Moral Rights has the meaning given to it in the Copyright Act 1968 (Commonwealth), and includes: a right of attribution of authorship; a right not to have authorship falsely attributed; and a right of integrity of authorship.
As a condition of uploading Content or contributing to this website, you consent to Us, in the event that your Content or contribution is selected by Us to form the basis of and used within the production of a Red Humpy TV Episode or where you are a winner in a competition or promotion, using your name, likeness, image and/or voice (including photograph, film and/or recording of the same) in any media for an unlimited period of time without further notification, remuneration or compensation for the purpose of this website, and for promoting, publicising or marketing this website and our content featured on this website.
If your Content or contribution has been selected by Us to form the basis of and be used within the production of a Red Humpy TV Episode, or where you are a winner in a competition or promotion, you may be required to sign a legal release(s) in a form determined by Us in our absolute discretion prior to Us featuring your Content or contribution in a Red Humpy TV Episode and/or awarding a prize to you in a competition.
When you upload Content to this website, you authorise and direct Us to make such copies thereof as we deem necessary in order to facilitate the posting and storage of the Content on this website.
Any Content or contribution to Us or Content or contributions to the website by website functionality/electronic mail or otherwise, (including any data, questions, comments, suggestions, or the like) will be treated as non-confidential and non-proprietary communications. As a result of the licence of your Content and contributions in Clause 24, anything you transmit or post may be used by Us or our affiliates for any purpose, including, but not limited to, reproduction, disclosure, transmission, publication, broadcast (including making available online), posting, copying, sublicensing, modifying, adapting, redistributing, performing, or otherwise dealing with such Content or contributions including, without limitation, any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques contained in any Content or communication you send to the website for any purpose whatsoever, including, but not limited to, developing, manufacturing, and marketing products using such information.
All right, title and interest in all Intellectual Property Rights in all of our brands, logos, characters, content, trading names, products and services will remain or be vested in Us at all times. Your uploading Content or contribution to this website (including but not limited to the posting of any Content on the website) will not under any circumstances be taken to constitute a transfer, assignment or grant of any ownership rights in any of our brands, logos, characters, content, trading names, products or services. We, on a case by case basis and to the extent required, grant to each contributor to the website a limited, non-exclusive licence for the use of our brands, logos, characters, content, trading names, products and services solely for the purpose, and to the extent necessary, to enable each contributor to post Content, participate in any promotion or competition, or otherwise contribute to this website.
We will fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court order requesting or directing Us to disclose the identity of any contributor to the website posting illegal or inappropriate materials.
The website contains social media links, applications or features (including but not limited to Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Digg) and the use of any social media platforms are subject to the particular social media platform’s prevailing terms and conditions of use. By using any social media applications or features on the website, you consent and agree to be bound to the particular terms and conditions of use of the social media platform. You also acknowledge and consent to this website accessing information you may have shared with the particular social media platform and contacting you via the social media platform or via the information you have shared (for example, sending an email directly to you to the email address provided to the social media platform), in accordance with the permissions you have granted this website via the social media platform. You acknowledge that your Content or contribution to this website may also be featured on a social media platform of the website for public viewing and sharing. Users are encouraged to review the terms and conditions of use of each social media platform before engaging or interacting with the social media links, applications or features on the website. The website is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, any social media platform.
Notwithstanding the above, we and/or our related entities retain the right to assume the conduct of any defence to a claim brought against Us/them (as applicable), and of any proceeding or appeal issued by Us/them (as applicable), and you agree to provide all reasonable cooperation (including by making available relevant documents) that we or our related entities (as applicable) may require from you in relation to any such claim, proceeding or appeal.
A Regulator or any member of the public may wish to submit a notice, request, direction, complaint, or instruction to Us in respect of any Content or any contribution on this website or via any related social media platforms (Notification). Except for Regulators, Notifications must be submitted to Us in accordance with the process advised by Us below (see Contact Us) or elsewhere on the website. If we receive a notification in respect of any Content or contribution, we will consider the issues raised in the notification and determine, in our sole discretion, whether the relevant contribution should be removed.
If we receive a Notification in respect of any Content or contribution, we may notify the user who submitted the particular contribution in writing as soon as possible, generally within four (4) business days of receiving such Notification (Notification Letter). The Notification Letter may (a) notify the user that their Content or contribution is no longer accepted; or (b) request the user to respond to Us within two (2) business days of receiving such a Notification Letter and where a Notification Letter, requires a response or action from the user, the user must respond and fully comply with the relevant Notification Letter within the timeframe(s) set out in the Notification Letter to ensure compliance with any relevant Laws and/or the requirements of a Regulator. A user must do all things necessary to assist Us with such an investigation, including providing Us with any material, documents or information required within the timeframes advised by Us. You acknowledge and agree that: where a Notification requires a response or action from Us, we may, without any liability, take any steps necessary in order to respond or comply with such Notification (to the extent we are legally authorised and obliged to do so) to ensure compliance with any relevant Laws and/or the requirements of a Regulator and may take these steps at any time and without further notice to you.
If you wish to submit a Notification to Us, please email Us at firstname.lastname@example.org with a link to the relevant Content or posting and your reasons for objecting to it. We will consider your objection and determine whether the Content or posting should be removed in accordance with Clause 40. You will not necessarily be contacted as to our decision. Any other queries in relation to this website can also be directed to email@example.com.
This website is controlled and offered by Us from our facilities in Australia. We make no representation that the website is appropriate or available for use in other locations. Those who access or use our website from other jurisdictions do so at their own volition and are responsible for compliance with local law.
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JokesStrawberry & the Doctor
Open on a man in a Doctors waiting room. A beautiful, sexy big titted Doctor comes and beckons him in to the examination room. She tells him to undress and she’ll examine him.
She arrives back in the room and started to look over the man.
"Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
"Let me give you some cream for that."